Let's say you are getting a vasectomy...

[shdw01]

cause you have 6 kids.....0% chance of ever wanting kids again (with any woman).....

what is the downside of simply removing both testicles?

1) You accomplish your mission (going under the knife either way)
2) You will never have to worry about getting nailed in the nuts
3) I would assume you aren't at risk for testicular cancer down the road


Okay, one possible downside (not sure).....do you need testicles to produce testosterone? (If above suggestion = gonna grow , I withdraw the whole procedure)

 

[shdw01]

Follow up question....

let's say you decide it was a mistake, can you get an organ's donor's testicles?

And if possible, whose sperm is it? Yours of the dude you took them from?

 

[NES]

Wow!? Do they actually take your balls?

 

[Uno]

i only one have one ball (my friends call me UNO) from a run in with cancer and i can tell you not having both causes some issues from time to time.

if you have both you wanna keep em.

 

[shdw01]

Wow!? Do they actually take your balls?

no...it was simply my suggestion.....why stop at the snip

 

[shdw01]

i only one have one ball (my friends call me UNO) from a run in with cancer and i can tell you not having both causes some issues from time to time.

if you have both you wanna keep em.

sorry to hear you had a run in with cancer but sounds like besides the loss on one ball (i heard one is enough for the purpose), you are in the clear.


But what is the downside of not having both (besides the obvious of it looking different)....in your case, I heard people can have "fake" ones put in.

 

[NES]

i only one have one ball (my friends call me UNO) from a run in with cancer and i can tell you not having both causes some issues from time to time.

if you have both you wanna keep em.

Does having only one ever cause you to topple over?

 

[Uno]

NES - all of the time. also i am not allowed to ever have a drivers license because of my extreme testicular vertigo.

SHDW - i got it when i was 19 and i got married when i was 20 and had two kids since then so one serves the purpose just fine... they actually told me when i got my radiation it would probably sterilize me but it did not.

other than my constant toppling over the best way to put the issues is that your sack is designed for two balls... imagine a 2 ball bowling bag, you put two balls in and they sit side by side and fill the whole thing up but with only one in it sits in the middle and pulls down vertically... now you have more bag than you need and it results in an occasional issue.

alright enough about doc's one testicle.

 

[PBR]

sorry to hear you had a run in with cancer but sounds like besides the loss on one ball (i heard one is enough for the purpose), you are in the clear.


But what is the downside of not having both (besides the obvious of it looking different)....in your case, I heard people can have "fake" ones put in.

No more orgasms...if you have a vasectomy you still have regular orgasms, there's just no sperm in your semen.

 

[NES]

NES - all of the time. also i am not allowed to ever have a drivers license because of my extreme testicular vertigo.

SHDW - i got it when i was 19 and i got married when i was 20 and had two kids since then so one serves the purpose just fine... they actually told me when i got my radiation it would probably sterilize me but it did not.

other than my constant toppling over the best way to put the issues is that your sack is designed for two balls... imagine a 2 ball bowling bag, you put two balls in and they sit side by side and fill the whole thing up but with only one in it sits in the middle and pulls down vertically... now you have more bag than you need and it results in an occasional issue.

alright enough about doc's one testicle.

You dont mind if I nominate this post for the the Hall Of Fame do you? Funny shit, it sits in the middle huh, wow. Does it ever lay over? Oh yeah, you said thats enough. Glad to see that you survived doc.

 

[Uno]

well with one PBR you still have the same orgasm as you would with two... even with none i would venture to say you would have an orgasm just would be dry?? not sure about that tho.

 

[NES]

No more orgasms...if you have a vasectomy you still have regular orgasms, there's just no sperm in your semen.

Think I could get it set up to shoot confetti instead of spermless semen?

 

[PBR]

Think I could get it set up to shoot confetti instead of spermless semen?

Hell yes...mine shoots powdered sugar.

 

[Uno]

You dont mind if I nominate this post for the the Hall Of Fame do you? Funny shit, it sits in the middle huh, wow. Does it ever lay over? Oh yeah, you said thats enough. Glad to see that you survived doc.

believe me i knew what i was getting into before i posted about all of it. i actually do a little work on my own trying to get the word out about testicular cancer.

1 in 100,000 men will get it and most of the time it is in males before they turn 25 yet no one tells guys to check their balls... when it is caught early it is very curable but if it is not caught it gets very messy.

 

[PBR]

well with one PBR you still have the same orgasm as you would with two... even with none i would venture to say you would have an orgasm just would be dry?? not sure about that tho.

You might be right doc, I'm not sure...we should ask BEANTOWNJIM, I think his wife has taken both of his balls.

 

[shdw01]

PBR - if you are correct with your orgasm hypothesis, take me off that list

NES - confetti...fuck that, you can do better...how about some 7up or something

DOC - I can see the problems with a droopier middle hang....but with none, there would be no issue correct? As far as detection...i am curious to what we should be checking for? did you have a lump that led to the treatment plan?

 

[shdw01]

You might be right doc, I'm not sure...we should ask BEANTOWNJIM, I think his wife has taken both of his balls.

I think BTJ's wife took out his last remaining brain cells too.

 

[whalewager]

ole one nut

 

[Uno]

"if you could get beer to shoot out would you drink it?" (in my best will ferrell as harry carry impression)

a lump basically. if you do not sit around playing with your nuts while watching TV or what have you then you should. if you do then you know what your boys feel like, if they ever don't feel right you should see someone right away.

lots of times it is a busted blood vessel but if it is a tumor they will take it out the very next day and get you on treatments.

trick is always early detection.

as far as issues with no nuts short of a dry firing your only issue would be an empty sack... i have no clue what issues would be involved there but i can imagine there would be some.

everything down there is carefully constructed... you change anything and side effects are sure to come around.

 

[NES]

cause you have 6 kids.....0% chance of ever wanting kids again (with any woman).....

what is the downside of simply removing both testicles?

1) You accomplish your mission (going under the knife either way)
2) You will never have to worry about getting nailed in the nuts
3) I would assume you aren't at risk for testicular cancer down the road


Okay, one possible downside (not sure).....do you need testicles to produce testosterone? (If above suggestion = gonna grow , I withdraw the whole procedure)

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